Actual Game Dialogue

"Cannibal A: Hey, I found a giant metal ball full of condoms.

Cannibal B: That's great. This will be fantastic for when we have sex with each other's butts.

Cannibal A: Yes. With these, our urethra's won't become infected from the fecal matter inside of our butts.

Cannibal C: It won't feel as good, but it will keep bacteria out of our urethras.

Cannibal B: It's fortunate that we found this metal ball full of condoms."

-Planet Alcatraz-

A new little series here discovering the hidden gems of talking in video games.  Sometimes where its done well...but mostly where its done very, very poorly.

Today's example comes from Planet Alcatraz; http://store.steampowered.com/app/289420/ A 2009 RPG developed and published by the 1C Company.

I suppose on one hand its nice to see something as controversial today like homosexual intercourse being a commonplace thing on a prison planet, or well...maybe not so nice. Regardless one has to wonder where they found the ball, why it was full of condoms and of course, the most important question, does the package fit the tent?

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